Gadiukiny and heat

The new opus of the series of Gadiukiny. Earlier:. interview. ,. The collective triumph of justice. ,. Family values ​​Family Gadiukiny. ,. Business as it is.

Peter poludremal when a number of large wheel squeaked SUV. Gadiukiny all was in another dimension, lounging in a folding fishing chair. Somewhere in the grass littered with fishing rods, on the wiring in the water swam string bag with an opened bottle of vodka. Roasted summer sun, as if making it one last time and wanted to otdaritsya for life.

Sometimes life gives a bias. So strong that it does not break. Peter fired a career in politics did not work, the business just was not destroyed. And nothing, all you can to survive, but not close to success - Crappy MLM PEYRELEAU his wife more than ever, in parallel with the growth of her personal ambitions and claims to it Gadiukiny. Peter began to hate his wife quietly. For its continued ' to work ' and ' Peter, do not fuss, everything can be bought '. He wanted so much on something poekonomit, choose not to tour in the Austrian Alps for two thousand of the nose, and in Turkey for the usual five hundred. Say ' Mania! . Yes, just stick his hand into his pocket and did not find there than to pay for a taxi and go to the bus. But life gave list and has become too easy. And most importantly, it has ceased to depend on it.

Gadiukiny in their hearts, quarreled with his wife, went to the cottage, his wife bought at a premium for a diamond status in the second car, decorated with his wife. Tossed all night, bleeding and then to the unusual heat of July and listening to the singing of the mosquitoes collected in the morning and fishing gear, bought a cottage in a little shop round the clock vodka and went to the Journey - long lake, cut loose in the middle. Previously, the train went over the embankment with a stop in the other, if we assume to give Gadiukiny, at the end of the lake. The station was called 'Blue Passage '. Later, all the lake was called On the way, although he had a very nice but did not catch the name of the local blues.

The road was blocked by the barrier to the lake, near which is located and because of easy descent to the duct Gadiukiny. Fishing rods, he threw down, threw the vodka into the water, before sipping a few drinks for courage, and above spread an armchair and fell asleep in it on a cool morning. At this point, he was awakened by screams and brakes.

Gadiukiny lifted the edge of his wife's straw hat, the other was found in the house, and looked at the perpetrators of silence. From the window of a black SUV came out red face. Large hailstones sweat streamed from his forehead with the driver, dripping to the ground. A person freed from the window of a meaty hand and grunted: ' How to find us? '.

Gadiukiny scratched his head and gave his assessment: ...

A further event is set Gadiukiny to a standstill for a few minutes and made an in-depth analysis of a short conversation. Fleshy arm has invested in the short throw arm of Peter and fifty rubles. From an unexpected gesture Gadiukiny leaned and touched the chair barrier, which is under pressure from the weight summer resident up. SUV continued on his way, and Peter returned to his seat, and after him - the barrier lay in his bed.

In the end analysis, Peter came to the conclusion that the dialogue seemed to vtorony driver as follows:.
- How much travel?.
- Well, fifty, or on foot.

No sooner had Peter to realize the full value of the event, as the second foreign car braked the barrier. Two girls having fun talking to each other, as if casually asked the same question. And when Peter, a little frightened, murmured, ' fifty ' bill again passed from hand to hand.

- Eureka! . And business went up the hill. Prior to the evening, Peter, and let let in cars, collecting half a ruble for the entry and say thank you on the road. A smile shone brighter than the sun Gadiukiny, and his hands worked as a locomotive connecting rods, raising the bar for tourists barrier. Tourists smiling pictures tanned female janitor in a straw hat on his memory and went on their tourist business.

Income Gadiukiny stunned. The day he earned as much as during his tenure as manager last month. An accident has completely changed the consciousness of Gadiukiny and forced to improve service. At night, he painted the gate, added to a chair garden table for importance, found in the closet military uniform suddenly appeared at the time. So the next day, the client gave the money without any hesitation, soaking the atmosphere of the importance of crossing the border Directions.

Grow the business was no, although Gadiukiny and thought about how to put the second gate on the other end of the embankment on the lake and hire an assistant. But the popularity of the barrier for the passage of growing. Keenly aware of how precarious his position Gadiukiny agreed to double the salaries of the district, in return promises to restrain the zeal of public bodies. With poselchanami whose houses bordered on housing estates, managed to negotiate even easier by a banal bribe to the local store - vodka suddenly fell to poselchan to the price of mineral water by way of compensation Gadiukiny. So if local residents traveled to Petra, only to slap him on the shoulder and say something like ' pleasing thing you are doing, so they need the city and the Lohamei. '.

Gradually Gadiukiny became a local popularity, for which even avoid the mound before the tourists, there are sometimes zarulivaet. So there was nothing surprising in the fact that once came to the Gadiukiny journalists. Gadiukiny interviewed, clearly implying that the funds go to the recovery of native flora and fauna. Journalists have clicked their tongues, assented, and ended up smashing article. Peter poperezhival a bit, but nothing has changed since then continued to collect tribute from gullible tourists.

The end of the burst is not something to unexpectedly. Just started to rain and the flow of tourists dried up almost. Therefore Gadiukiny made ​​his leave and returned to the city at the time to show off in front of his wife. His wife, if she was surprised it did not let on, but her husband treated kindly and with understanding. Encouraged by Peter spent several days in bed, and then decided to return to his duties - the rains dried up and was scheduled almost good weather.

However, it does not meet Gadiukiny barrier, and the district. Barrier was not. It turned out devastating article caught the eye of some of the chief, and he was ordered to tear down the barrier, previously blocked the way to the railway track. No railroad, no need to stand and the barrier. The bulldozer knocked down a half-century barrier in a few seconds and then carefully leveled the place. business came to an end.

Gadiukiny with the district brought drinking brandy and speculated about how the state did not like the people's gumption and resourcefulness, gnobit, one might say, a small business on the vine. When the degree of incandescence dislike for the state peaked in the house come for local residents. They were already drunk in fair. Which, incidentally, did not prevent them to join the feast and give the promise to Peter for the next season to restore the barrier. Why are there - to put a barrier on both sides. The blessing to rest a few tubes from the yard of the local farm - is simple enough. After all, small businesses must be maintained. To start from the bottom, and then, suddenly, and the government tighten. With the latter thesis district could not agree. For all drank again.


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